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The Turks & Caicos islands are in the Atlantic Ocean, southeast
of Florida and south of the Bahamas. The TC islands’ monochromatic,
flat terrain showcases the three dimensional blues and greens of
their surrounding sea. The Atlantic glows sapphire and cream along
northern coaslines. The south side of the islands cradles a giant,
limpid, turquoise shallows called the Caicos Banks. Cactus, casuarina
pines and iguanas live on the smaller islands of the Caicos Banks.
TC’s main islands inhabited by humans are Grand Turk, South
Caicos, East Caicos, Middle Caicos, North Caicos, Providenciales,
and West Caicos.
Ship your board from Miami to Prividenciales,
TC’s capital,
with a company called Cairsea. Seacare ships from Provo (Providenciales)
to Grand Turk.
Fly from Provo to Grand Turk if you want
to tour the main TC islands, as I did. Seacare will ship your board
from Provo and return the empty crate to Provo. On Grand Turk,
stay at the Salt Raker Inn. The nearby Turks & Caicos Museum will make you wonder, amid artifacts
that convince you to say yes, if Columbus visited Grand Turk. Local
or expat, Turks and Caicosans respect their history and appreciate
the Territory’s unspoiled natural resources. Conversation at
the Salt Raker bar on Grand Turk revolves around Columbus (yes or
no), and the sighting of whales and sharks.
Visit Salt Cay, nine miles south of Grand
Turk. Follow a green thread of shallow water between undersea cliffs
that drop thousands of feet to the ocean bottom. Paddling to Salt
Cay, you realize that our humanity is rescued from the depths by
temporary stranding in the moment: Silvery islets reach up from
deep water and invite you to bask on their pale sand. The horn
of nature’s plenty blows on Salt
Cay’s two square miles. Nearby reefs teem with fish, conch
and lobster. Salt Cay’s few hoteliers realize that they cannot
live off tourism, but financial homeostasis is reached by living
on nature’s bounty and homegrown produce. 0dd things happen
on Salt Cay. You wake up in your simple room at Pirate’s Hideaway,
think you hear the wind blowing, and find a cow breathing in your
ear.
Ink dark, the twenty-two mile Columbus Passage is seven thousand
feet deep and intimidating. You might want a boat to follow you across
from Salt Cay to South Caicos. Contact Everette Frietes of Oasis
Diving on Grand Turk. Unused to slowly following a paddler for hours,
your boat captain may literally fall asleep. You may drift off course
and paddle more miles than twenty-two. It happened to me.
Paddling in to the harbor in South Caicos,
you recognize a lawless spirit. Apparently arrested for drug running,
a rusted tanker is permanently anchored just offshore. The only
lodging is at Ocean Haven, a rambling castle-like structure that
dominates South Caicos’s
only hilltop. Now a laid-back dive boat operation, Ocean Haven was
intended as a high end resort. You may discover on South Caicos,
as I did, abandoned houses where splintered ceiling fans still revolve,
and shards of glass litter the floor. Holes in kitchen floors indicate
abrupt removal of appliances. “Good price,” says your
guide about the house. Whether they offer you flawed real estate,
or delicious cracked conch and steamed fish, the friendly South Caicos
smile is one you will not forget.
The hot, green and shallow Caicos Banks separate
you from your next destination, a channel between East and Middle
Caicos called Windward Going Through. To reach Windward from South
Caicos, you must cross fifteen miles of Caicos Banks, where low
tide means mud flats and inch deep water. You can go with a local
on a fan driven swamp boat that specializes in crossing such terrain.
Or you can wade and tow your board. You may see what locals call “holes”.
Like the blue throat of a flower, an ocean hole reaches toward
the heart of the earth like roots into soil. Holes on the Banks
can fill with lemon sharks stranded at low tide.
Windward Going Through is narrow but deep
enough to paddle. Your clothes and skin will blacken with mosquitoes.
Paddle north until you reach the Atlantic Ocean and the north coasts
of Middle and East Caicos. To your right is East Caicos, an island
of trackless beaches, clear water, sea birds, healthy reefs—and no people. You may
want to stop and explore, but unless you have multi-day camping gear,
don’t.
Your overnight stop is fifteen miles up the
coast of Middle Caicos, Sheltered by an outer reef, you will enjoy
translucent green water, deserted beaches and imposing headlands.
Your goal is Mudgin Harbor, named after Bermudians who landed there. “Mudjin” is
localese for Bermudian. When you see hilltop houses with blue roofs—almost
the only buildings on Middle Caicos—park your board at the
classic curve of beach that marks Mudgin Harbor. Hike up a rocky
path and shelter at Blue Horizon resort. Your view is of Atlantic
surf. A powdery beach and deep caves in the cliff are reached from
the resort through an underground passage.
Juniper Hole is a narrow gap between cliffs on the west tip of Middle
Caicos, North Caicos and several small out islands. Juniper Hole
is a crucible for small boats, like you, who travel from Middle to
North Caicos. A gap in the outer reef fills Juniper Hole with high
surf. If a wave catches you at the entrance of Juniper Hole, you
may hit the cliff. Most likely, you will wash through to Bottle Creek,
a shallow lagoon protected by Sandy Island to the north and North
Caicos to the south. The lagoon teems with stingrays and barracudas.
Let them be. Follow the coast of North Caicos to a settlement. Ask
about Bottle Creek Lodge, an eco-lodge. You may find yourself in
a room replete with a six-foot high, self-composting toilet.
From Bottle Creek, skim the coast of North Caicos to the several
exotic islands that connect North Caicos to Providenciales. Islands
like Parrot Cay and Pine Cay host ultra expensive resorts. You can
temporarily enjoy the resplendent waters and beaches of these exclusive
islands, then cross the last channel, Leeward Going Through, to Providenciales. Provo is TC’s commercial Mecca. Tourism,
real estate hype and entrepreneurial speculation thrive on Provo.
It may be the end of your trip, as it was mine. West Caicos is
a main TC island. But from where you can get supplies on Provo,
it is thirty miles to West Caicos, where you will find nothing
at all. Rumors are that West Caicos will become a naturally gated
self-sufficient community for the very wealthy. For now, West Caicos
is the voice of TC: gorgeously unspoiled and wild. Paddle on and
enjoy.
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